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1) We will do what we say, when we say it, for the price we quote you...period.

2) We will quickly and competently fix any mistakes we make relating to #1 without additional cost to you.

3) To ensure the success of a project, we will always be upfront and set realistic client expectations.

4) In order to accomplish #3, we will not be "yes men" to our clients, but will help them understand the obstacles and challenges of all projects...if that's ok with you.

5) Because of #4, we promise that behind any "smart ass" or "blunt" behavior on our end, we always have your best interest in mind.

6) To help with #5, we temper our straight-forward attitude with a fun-filled, casual environment.

7) We will not hug our clients....in public.

8) We will always quantify the worth of all our work to the client so that they know how much value we have brought to their business.

9) Left blank intentionally.

10) If our services do not lead to growth in your business, we will ritually abuse ourselves like Trappists monks.

11) Because 10 isn't loud enough.

 


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Todd Muffley

Nickname:Nicknames? We don't need no stinkin nicknames!

What do you really do at Fat Atom? Pay Bills

Three words that best describe you: Odd, O.C.D. and Fun

When I grow up I want to... travel the world on my catamaran

Favorite quote:  "A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body"

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it? My tongue, a palm branch, some sand...I am bored.

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of?  Josh Groban...ugg

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Chris Hoyt

Nickname: The Professor 

What do you really do at Fat Atom? I fix everything

Three words that best describe you: Esoteric, Narcissistic, Enormous

When I grow up I want to... "Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." - Bob Dylan

Favorite quote:  "A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka (Roald Dahl)

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it?  My finger

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of?  MMMBop by Hanson

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Jen Fox

What do you really do at Fat Atom? Help clients get their message to potential customers in a visually appealing way.

Three words that best describe you: Resourceful, Artistic, Cooperative 

When I grow up I want to... When I grow up I want to be a movie make-up effects artist.

Favorite quote: "That's the trouble with the world, Sarah darlin'. People got different ideas concernin' what they want out of life." from the 1985 movie Day of the Dead 

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it? A power strip 

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of? "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats 

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Adam Fox

Adam FoxNickname: Fox. No one calls me by my given name.

What do you really do at Fat Atom? I find ways for Chris to master the Google hamsters, using shiny things and cash. That and  write reports for clients to not read.

Three words that best describe you: Direct, British, Focused

When I grow up I want to... Be 17 again. Then I'd at least act my age.

Favorite quote: "It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary. "
"This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. "
-both by Winston Churchil

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it? A solar powered satellite phone with GPS.

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of? "Sugar Baby Love" from the anime Snow Fairy Sugar, not that anyone knows what that is. And I don't have an iPod, as I have a deep and abiding hatred for Apple. (Chris: "How exactly do you put with working here?")

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Vicki Burdick

Nickname: Vicki B!

What do you really do at Fat Atom? I sing a lot to Todd's IPod and when I'm not singing I try to field all the balls Todd throws at me regarding Fat Atom accounts!

Three words that best describe you: Fun, Tenacious, Smart

When I grow up I want to... I'm so happy - I can't imagine dreaming of something else - I'm living my dream.

Favorite quote: "I can't seem to stop singing wherever I am. And what's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things - anything and everything I think and feel" --Maria VonTrapp, The Sound of Music

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it? Coffee Maker!

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of? I'm not embarrassed about any song on my IPOD; however, my family seems to have a problem with the unrequited love I have for Neil Diamond! I think I have every one of his songs on my iPod.

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Melody Sorg

Nickname:   Melody Sorg (unless you have a nickname for me when I'm not there, I don't have one :-) . At my last job, they called me "The Princess" behind my back...can't a girl have everything she wants?!

What do you really do at Fat Atom? Check email, drink coffee, work a little; drink coffee, work a little, attend the occasional meeting and stop at Starbucks on the way home :-) . Actually, I am responsible for: Search Engine Marketing (SEM) [Organic SEO; content development; SEO reporting], Web 2.0 Ads (MySpace; Facebook), Pay-Per-Click (PPC)Advertising Campaigns, PR  

Three words that best describe you: Positive, enthusiastic, friendly

When I grow up I want to... want to spend my mornings walking on the beach, my afternoons writing (anything, as long as I'm writing) and my evenings enjoying the warm South Carolina coastal breeze with my husband and family.

Favorite quote:  "If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." -Benjamin Franklin, 1738

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it? My first thoughts were of a computer or phone to contact someone, or a tv, to watch Fox News. Then I realized that they'd be useless on a deserted island with no cable! Forget it...if I'm I'm a deserted island, there won't be an electric outlet and I'll have to remember every episode of Man vs. Wild; in which case, I'm doomed! 

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of? I love all kinds of music, but I turn my Ipod down when Kid Rock's old school music comes on and I'm walking by little children or people I don't know--just in case they can hear any of the words! 

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Sally Bauer

Nickname: Mom

What do you really do at Fat Atom? Make us money!

Three words that best describe you: Tall, Fun and Chatty

When I grow up I want to... Be served Pina Colada’s by the pool side

Favorite quote: "This is no longer a vacation. This is a quest." Clark Griswold, Vacation 1988.

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it?  My new iPod

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of? "Earth Wind and Fire"

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Joel Runyon

Nickname: Apparently anything that rhymes with Runyon - [Onion, Funyon] - becomes my default nickname.

What do you really do at Fat Atom? Make Things Happen

Three words that best describe you: Adventurous, Creative, Awesome, Good-Counter

When I grow up I want to... Live on the Beach

Favorite quote: "Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand?" - Mitch Hedberg

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it? Probably this thing called the Internet. I’ve heard good things about it. It’s gonna be big. Just wait.

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of? Everybody Else - Care Bears on Fire [Don’t Judge - It Was Free on iTunes]

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Samuel Lawson

What do you really do at Fat Atom? Try to take over the world... and program.

Three words that best describe you: Scottish, Spanish, Guitarist

When I grow up I want to... have a better scottish accent than Sean Connery.

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it?  A searchlight - though I'd enjoy unplugging for a while and play my guitar to the wildlife.

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of?  If I had an iPod - but in my MyMusic folder it's a toss-up between "Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian"  by John Prine, and the Russian Red Army chorus singing the Soviet Nat'l Anthem, that's fairly embarrassing depending on who's listening.

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Whitney Watt

Nickname:  WhitNAY

What do you really do at Fat Atom? I design while trying to learn something new everyday.

Three words that best describe you: Friendly, honest, laid-back

When I grow up I want to... Live in New York City

Favorite quote:  "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it?  My MacBook, I have to stay connected.

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of?  Too many to name, probably a song with Elmo on it.

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Kathy Singer

What do you really do at Fat Atom? Whatever Todd tells me to do

Three words that best describe you: What do I have on my resume? Oh yeah, dependable, dedicated and caring

When I grow up I want to... Grow up? Why would I want to do that?

Favorite quote:  "It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do yourself" Eleanor Roosevelt

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it?  And from where does the electricity come...?

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of?  Oh, there are so many… Let's start with the complete soundtrack to "Saturday Night Fever" and end with the yodelling CD sung by the lady sitting next to my husband on a plane.

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Roger Koch (pronounced "Cook")

Nickname: Rog 

What do you really do at Fat Atom?Everything email

Three words that best describe you: Dependable, Thorough, Precise 

When I grow up I want to... be young at heart. 

Favorite quote:  "Old age is no place for sissies."--Bette Davis 

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it? I would plug in the air conditioning unit in the window of my thatched hut. 

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of? "When The Crab Grass Blooms Again"  

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Paul Waltz

Nickname: Beatle

What do you really do at Fat Atom?  I make the bar go up.

Three words that best describe you: Dependable, Sarcastic, Alive

When I grow up I want to... Growing up is for old people

Favorite quote:  Work Related: "A happy client will tell 3 people, an angry one will tell 3,000." Personal: "My mind is like a steel trap.  Rusty and illegal in 37 states."

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it?  An iHome iPod dock.  I would probably take my iPod over food as well.

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of?  Katy Perry - One of the Boys

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Daniel Waltz

Nickname: Sparky

What do you really do at Fat Atom? The work Chris doesn't have the time/patience to do.

Three words that best describe you: Quiet, Tired, Incoherent

When I grow up I want to... Grow down.

Favorite quote:  Always remember that you are unique... just like everybody else.

If you were stranded on a desert island with only one outlet, what would you put in it?  I'm pretty sure there isn't a way to plug in my 200 foot long yacht with mini-golf course and home theater system... so I'd have to say a blender.

What song or album do you have on your iPod you are ashamed of?  The Halo 2 soundtrack, I hate to love it!

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